Utter Failure

After two full weeks on the detox diet, tonight I admitted defeat.  I could not bear the thought of one more week of no dairy/soy/gluten/tomatoes/meat.  I was not destined to be a soy/gluten free vegan.

So I patted myself on the back for two weeks of giving it my best - sticking with the diet through three parties (and even my bunco night), three days of travel, several work lunches and a Women In Business Luncheon with my bestie, Shawna.

I have never been so excited to fail.  Here was my first meal after two weeks of torture:

There's nothing unnatural about pizza and beer.  It is part of a balanced diet.